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A fellow who had just reached his 150th birthday was giving a press conference to the assembled media.

"Excuse me, Sir," one of the reporters said, "but how did you come to live to 150?"

"It's actually quite simple," the old feller replied. "I just never argue."

"That's impossible," the reporter responded. "There must be something else, like diet, or meditation, or something. Just not arguing won't keep you alive for 150 years!"

The old fellow stared hard at the reporter for several seconds.

"Hmmm," he finally shrugged, "maybe you're right."
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. 
~Billy Crystal
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The number 4 is the only number, in the English language, that has the same number of letters in its name as its meaning.

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