A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa.
The wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"
He moved over and sat close to her.
"Dear" she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?"
He reached over and held her tight.
"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?"
With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room. "Where are you going?" she asked.
"Well," answered the husband, " I have to go and get my teeth."
The salt scattered on American highways each winter to keep cars from skidding on snow and ice represents 10 percent of the world's annual output of the mineral. I have it on good authority that almost half of what's left
of world salt output is to be found on the French Fries sold at fast food restaurants along these roads.
(Source: ISAAC ASIMOV'S BOOK OF FACTS)
