1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Though it is one of the rarest metals, gold was the first to be discovered. I can't prove it, but I bet it was discovered by a woman. Women are attracted to gold. Walk through a mall and notice how that jewelry store window drawn the females in.
(ISAAC ASIMOV'S BOOK OF FACTS)
