The world's windiest place is reputed to be Commonwealth Bay, George V Coast, Antarctica, where wind speeds of 200
miles per hour have been recorded.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says . . .
"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you' re about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
