One day at the family reunion, my grandparents were
reminiscing. My grandfather remarked, "I wonder what
ever happened to the old-fashioned girls who fainted
when a man kissed them."
Grandmother gave him a withering look, "What I'd like
to know," she said, "is what happened to the old-fashioned men who could make them faint!"
If your patio doors tend to stick when you try to open them, vacuum the tracks regularly and coat with a fine
layer of sewing machine oil. Or try using an eraser to clean them up and keep them moving smoothly.
