As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
What was the name of the very first ocean-going vessel built by Englishmen in the New World?
Virginia - The 30-ton ship was built by settlers who
had landed in Maine in 1607, established a colony, but found life and the winter weather so unbelievably harsh that they built a ship to escape a second winter. An ignoble distinction for the first ship of the New World, but escaping from a harsh Maine winter is certainly understandable.