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I am a bus driver for high school kids. It is Christmas time and the kids all gave me cards and presents.
Now I'm thinking, "Man, I must be a good driver and the kids even like me."
I opened the cards when I got home.
On the inside of one card it said: "Thanks for not killing us yet. We really appreciate it."
On the back of Santa's sleigh:
"Don't like my driving?
Call 1-800-NO-GIFTS"
Bus Driver's Christmas
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A goose was customary Christmas fare until Henry VIII took it upon himself to tuck into a turkey. Mince pies were once shaped like mangers and are thought to date back to the sweetmeats formerly presented to the Vatican on Christmas Eve.
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