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One Christmas, Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle
of a pasture. A shepard leading his flock decided to take a
shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of
the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepard began
tugging them to the other side.
"Look at that," remarked Phil to Will. "That guy is trying to
pull the wool over our ice!"
What sweeter musick can we bring,
Then a Caroll, for to sing
The Birth of this our heavenly King?
--Robert Herrick (1591-1674)
Christmas Pun
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Santa's Reindeers are
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.
And Of Course, Roudolph
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