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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
Stable-tennis!
Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?
Because they are both tail bearers !
Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs !
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it !
Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?
Because his brown ones were all muddy !
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
Because they're both stopped by the rein.
How long should a reindeer's legs be ?
Just long enough to reach the ground !
I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?
What has antlers and loves cheese?
Mickey Moose!
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Because he didn't want to be recognised !
Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones !
Where do you find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them !
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.
What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer !
What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
They all can! Houses can't jump!
Why don't Prancer and Dancer and the other reindeer overtake Rudolph?
Because they don't believe in passing the buck!
You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
No. They can't afford the admission.
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
"Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
What's the name of the reindeer with three humps on its back?
Humphrey
And that black and blue reindeer?
Bruce.
What does Father Christmas call that three-legged reindeer?
Eileen.
What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?
No-eyed-deer!
What does Father Christmas call the reindeer with only one eye that's got no legs?
Still no-eye-deer.
What do you call the reindeer with cotton wool in his ears?
Call him anything you like - he won't hear you!
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah!
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
--Sir Walter Scott
Reindeer Jokes
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December 6th is St Nicholas's Day - the first of the gift giving days, especially in Holland and Belgium.
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