Christmas Dinner Pun

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I don't think I'll attend this years Christmas dinner.

My wife gave me a haircut this morning.

And now she said she's going to make Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

--Erma Bombeck

St Francis of Assisi introduced Christmas Carols to formal church services.

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Christmas Wreath, c.1958