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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia!
What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey?
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of Greece!
What's ice?
Skid Stuff!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle!
"You might as well do your Christmas hinting early."
- Anon.
Christmas Puns
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
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