What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia!
What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey?
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of Greece!
What's ice?
Skid Stuff!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle!
