What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile-toe!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claus-trophobic.
Why did Santa Claus trade Rudolph?
He wanted change for a buck.
Where can you find literature about Santa's assistants?
In the Elf-help section.
What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.
--John Greenleaf Whittier
In Britain, eating mince pies at Christmas dates back to the 16th century. It is still believed that to eat a mince pie on each of the Twelve Days of Christmas will bring 12 happy months in the year to follow.
