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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb
blond? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.
Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.
Retired is being twice tired, I've thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.
~Richard Armour
Bubba and the Blonde
In the 17th century, the number pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.
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