Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.
One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.
Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?"
The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company...."
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
-- Unknown
The average family will spend $250,000 (thats a quarter million dollars) on each child from the time he/she is born until he/she turns 18.
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