Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee,  were out checking meters in a suburban  neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of  the alley and worked their way to the other end.  At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen  window watched the two men as they checked her gas  meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor  challenged his younger coworker to a foot race  down the alley back to the truck to prove that an  older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came  running up to the truck, they realized the lady  from that last house was huffing and puffing right  behind them. They stopped and asked her what was  wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two  gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured  I'd better run too!"
You're no good unless you are a good assistant; and if you are, you're too good to be an assistant. 
~Martin H. Fischer
Good Idea
Born on November 2, 1718, British politician, John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich, is credited with naming the 'sandwich.' He developed a habit of eating beef between slice of toast so he could continue to play cards uninterrupted.
Boy Running on Beach, Venice Beach, CA

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