We had been going crazy with a new copying machine that seemed to gobble paper like a piranha and needed repair almost every day. In addition, a large sign proclaimed: "Only qualified key operators are allowed to open machine. Please call one of the persons listed."
These people were very difficult to find at crucial moments, so someone scrawled on the sign: "Jammed if you do and jammed if you don't."
"If you want to amend your errors, you must begin by amending your philosophy."
Jim Rohn
There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants!
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