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A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.
"I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible. You've been fired from every job."
"Yes," says the man.
"Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positive in that."
"Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application. "At least I'm not a quitter."
"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender."
- Vince Lombardi
Job Application
50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.
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