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Gross pay: $1222.02
Income Tax - 244.40
Outgo Tax - 45.21
State Tax - 5.89
Interstate - 61.10
County Tax -6.11
City Tax -12.22
Rural Tax - 4.44
Back Tax -1.11
Front Tax - 1.16
Side Tax -1.61
Up Tax -2.22
Down Tax -1.11
Tic-Tacs -1.98
Thumbtacks -3.93
Carpet Tacks -0.98
Stadium Tax - 0.69
Flat Tax -8.32
Surtax- 3.46
Ma'am Tax -5.00
Parking Fee - 2.60
No Pkg Fee -5.85
F.I.C.A. -10.00
T.G.I.F. -81.88
Life Ins. -9.95
Health Ins. 3.41
Disability -16.23
Ability -2.50
Liability Ins. 0.25
Dental Ins. -4.50
Mental Ins. -4.33
Reassurance -0.11
Coffee -6.85
Coffee Cups Calendar -66.51
Floor Rental -3.06
Chair Rental -16.85
Desk Rental -4.32
Union Dues -5.85
Union Don'ts -3.77
Cash Advances -0.69
Cash Retreats -121.35
Overtime -1.26
Undertime -54.83
Eastern Time -9.00
Central Time -8.00
Mntn Time -7.00
Pacific Time -6.00
GMT -24.00
Bath Time -4.44
Time Out -12.21
Oxygen -10.02
Water - 16.54
Electricity -38.23
Heat -51.42
Air -46.83
Misc-144.38
Take Home Pay: $0000.02
(This is where the expression "just my 2 cents worth" came from...)
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up. --Muhammad Ali
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