A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the
time he got home Saturday, the leg was very swollen and he was
having difficulty walking, so he called his physician at his home.
The doctor told him to soak it in hot water.

He tried soaking it in hot water but the leg became more swollen
and painful. His maid saw him limping and said, "I don't know,
I'm only a maid, but I always thought it was better to use cold
water, not hot, for swelling."

He tried switching to cold water and the swelling rapidly
subsided. On Sunday afternoon he called his Dr. again to
complain. "Say, what kind of a doctor are you anyway? You told
me to soak my leg in hot water and it got worse. My maid told me
to use cold water and it got better."

"Really?" answered the doctor, "I don't understand it; my maid
said to use hot water."
A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time. 
~William C. Feather
The hot water
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