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An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?"
The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every evening at 9 p.m. I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard."
The reporter then asked, "That's ALL?"
The man smiled, "Well, canceling my voyage on Titanic sure didn't hurt."
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. ~Robert M. Hutchins
Long Life
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A quarter of raw potato placed in each shoe at night will keep the leather soft and the shoes smelling fresh and clean.
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