Patient -
"Doctor, you've got to help me, some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck, other mornings I think I'm Mickey Mouse."
Doctor -
"Hmmmmmmm, and how long have you been having these disney spells?"
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ~Marsha Doble
In 1899, a pharmacist named George Bunting blended his own cold cream, which, in addition to removing makeup and relieving sunburn, gained popularity for its ability to cure eczema. The product's claim of "No Eczema" led to its name, Noxzema.
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