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Put M & M's into a cute container and add these directions:
To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one.
At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one.
Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression.
The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left Alone.
If you feel a headache coming on eat the YELLOW one.
The BLUE one reduces Bloating.
If all symptoms occur at the same time, eat the WHOLE BAG!!!
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
~Ellen DeGeneres
Menopause Survival Kit
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Dances with twisting motions accompanied jazz as far back as Jelly Roll Morton. The Paul Williams Saxtet - a sax-intensive jazz combo - recorded a two-sided 78 called "The Twister." Chubby Checker wasn't even the first man to record the song "The Twist." Hank Ballard was, in 1959.
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