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1. Name the Beatles.______,______.______.______

2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears,  ______ _____!"
 
3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ ______ _____  _____.

4. What do M&M's do? ___ ___ ___ ___, ____ ____ ____  ____.

5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?______  _______.

6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as  _______ ______.

7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ____  ____ ____
_____ ____ _____."

8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, ______ G. _______.

9. M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: _____? ____ _____  _____ _____!

10. "Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____."

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____  _____.

12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n  roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who: ____ ______ _____ _____ _____ ____?"

13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-huh, huh...yea; what is it good for? ,  ____ _____."

14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights  a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ ____  _____.

15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and  became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the  NFL.  He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____  _______.

16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor  man.  I'm strong to the finish, ____ ___ ____ ___  ______. I'm Popeye the sailor man."

17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ______ _______.

18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman  played  Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp  for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter.  When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____."

19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have ____ ____  to kick around anymore."

20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to_____ _____ , _____ _____  _____."

21. "I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____."

22. ________ ________ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash,  _____ _____ _____."

23. "Good night, David." "_____ ______,______."

24. "Liar, liar, ____ ____ _____."

25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. _______! _____ ______ ______  ______."

26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and ____ ___ ____."

Answers follow...


ANSWERS:
1 John, Paul, George, Ringo
2. Oh, my
3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
5. Wonder Bread
6. Cassius Clay
7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
8. Maynard G. Krebbs
9. Why? Because we like you.
10. A little dab'll do ya.
11. over 30
12. who wrote the book of love
13. Absolutely nothin'
14. the American way
15. Joe Namath
16. "cause I eats me spinach"
17. Mary Martin
18. is a failure to communicate
19. Richard Nixon
20. Big John, Big Bad John
21. On Blueberry Hill
22. Jimmy Durante, Wherever you are.
23. Good night, Chet.
24. pants on fire
25. Smile! you're on Candid Camera
26. he is us

SCORING:

24-26 correct - 50+ years old
20-23 correct - 40's
15-19 correct - 30's
10-14 correct - 20's
0- 9 correct - You're, like, ya know, sorta a teenage dude?
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."
~ Henry Ford
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