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As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks to organizations on accident prevention.  One night after I spoke to a PTA group, the program chairperson thanked me profusely and gave me a check for fifty dollars.

"Giving these presentations is part of my job," I said.  "Could I donate the money to one of your causes?"

"That would be wonderful," she gushed.  "We have just the program that could use it.  We're trying to raise money so we can afford better speakers." 
The reason you want your kids to pay attention in school is you haven't the faintest idea how to do their homework.
- from Babs Bell H.
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53% of high school grads and 27% of college grads "get most of their information from TV."

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